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i still think this is genuinely clever :|
ihavelowstandards.

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i still think this is genuinely clever :| ihavelowstandards.


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Rev Run: Mind on the Road


Safe sex is great sex, better wear a latex cause you don't want that "I think I'm late" text.

srsly:

As usual, thank you for your words of wisdom, Lil Wayne.


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heartsandaccidents:


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ooh, Hans Ahn Bahlz. veddy nice.




favorite scar: the one lindsay lohan left on my heart.
lmfao

heartsandaccidents:

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ooh, Hans Ahn Bahlz. veddy nice.

favorite scar: the one lindsay lohan left on my heart. lmfao


isaidilovedyou:

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I really really miss the sun!

isaidilovedyou:

youarewhatyoulove:

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trufax.


fuckyeahalicia:

“I am in a cloud baby daddy.”
i fucking love them.

Ray: I'm not going anywhere, especially with you.

Molly: Oh, yes you are. We are going to sit in giant teacups and spin round and round in circles until we puke.

Ray: Are you on crack?

Molly: We're gonna have fun.


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omg they were so littleee. :D

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omg they were so littleee. :D


mliaverage:

Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA


mliaverage:

Today, I went to go to the bathroom in my house. Before I went, I quickly hit back the shower curtain to make sure no one was hiding behind it. There wasn’t. MLIA


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